Hello! Oh my god, so nice to have you here, how are you?!
Ok
Back to me.

Why hello! Do come on in, pull up a pew.

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Not entirely sure how you stumbled onto this little blog. Let's be honest, you're probably a friend or family member. In which case, hi, thank you, and maltesers are my favourite celebratory gesture for my fabulous work in enriching the online community with inane rambles, etceteraaaa.

 

If, by some miracle, you're a normal internet user, let's get to know each other.

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Here are 5 things I like, and 5 things I don't.

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Yes, good.

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1. Sunglasses, esp.in winter

2. Bridget Jones (fictional)

3. Cheese (some)

4. Phoebe Waller-Bridge (real)

5. Dressing up (pls see above)

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No, bad.

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1. Eating fish (might be responsible for my lack of frontal lobe development, and subsequent madness)

2. Apple's 'featured' photos, resurrecting old traumas daily

3. Gorgonzola

4. People who wait for the green man

5. Online dating. Men. Men who online date. Horrifying.

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I am a 25 year old aspiring teacher living in London. The Big Smoke. A Devon girl with big dreams. There are BUSES here. And trains... below ground? AND the ability to order a pho and a burrito (occasionally in the same sitting if v. hungover) and have it appear at my door? Madness. Oh, and dogs wearing clothes? Coats... on a canine... canine coats... still adjusting to this particular phenomena. I also have bipolar, but that isnt this blog's focus, although it will appear. Thanks, and happy reading x

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Update:

I am now 26 (fuck my life) - spent birthday in spiral of existential fear and dread... that's normal, right?

I am no longer living in London - a Devon girl once again! 

'Aspiring Teacher'? Still sort of true, but significant speed bumps have been encountered on this particular road. Currently focussing on sorting myself out; everything is up in the air, but I'm weirdly comfortable with the discomfort.

Bring on my 27th year (*wretches*).

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