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Chloe Lamb: Professional Oversharer

I spent yesterday with my pal Daisy. We chewed the fat - big questions like, should she have told a man on their first date that her bum was sweaty? Probably not. Should I have asked my colleagues in our office about an acceptable time frame to think about anal sex with a new boyfriend? Again, probably not.

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Chloe Lamb: professional crier

I cannot count the number of places I’ve cried. On the tube, many times. The Piccadilly line being a personal favourite. The good thing about that is that it’s sooo packed, and sooo hot, that you don’t even need a tissue you can just subtly wipe your nose on the commuter next to you. Thanks TFL.

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It’s World Bipolar Day bitches!

She's texting her colleagues to see if anyone wants to go to the pub after work. Yes, it's a Monday, but why is everyone SO boring? She's frustrated, but re-frames it internally. She feels sorry for them that they lack her lust for life. She toys with telling them that.

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Chloe Lamb, Professional Dumpee

Pull up a pew and get ready to cringe on my behalf as I walk you through my tragic dating history...

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I actually enjoyed writing this section. God, I'm such a narcissist.

Ill-informed recommendations

April '26

I've taken matters into my own hands. I've been reading NOTHING for SO LONG, I decided I needed to spend lots of ££ at Waterstones so that I had financially invested in my reading, and would feel guilt tripped into reading again. A lot of mental gymnastics for one hobby right? Welcome to my world.

Always tell myself, I have to buy a classic in Waterstones (ugh, I'm a snob) but was choosing for so long that I got trapped in the winter conundrum that is - FREEZING WEATHER + BOILING SHOPS. You simply can't stay in there for more than 7 minutes in your coat and scarf. Do you just take off your outer layers? Does that just look dramatic? Will the staff think it's a passive aggressive comment on their over - zealous heating? Either way, I was so sweaty after my 14 minute browse that I chose the above. One for fun, One for being a feminist legend, and One for being a snob.

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